13 May 2020: Save yourself and resign

Dear President Trump,

I know that you want to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the country, but you have to think of yourself - it is time for you to resign. Here's why:

First, you should be able to say whatever you want, without the media going beserk and asking nasty questions. Millions of Americans believe you about disinfectants and viruses, but you are still being attacked. After you resign, you will be able to freely speak your mind. When you speak, it will only be to those who understand your genius, not with the "fake news" crowd.

Second, as a pathologist, it is my belief that staying in office is damaging your health. Being President is causing you visible stress despite all your past accomplishments. The stress is made worse because although you are so good looking, you are still over 65, you have a heart condition, your weight is a major risk factor for premature death, you likely have nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (fatty liver) and most likely you have prostate cancer. Resign now to reduce your stress!

Third, your businesses need you. Does anyone think your kids can run them without your business genius? I certainly don't. You need to call the shots. Resign, so you can give your "other children" the attention they deserve.

Finally, you need to protect yourself and your family from crazy prosecutors. Resign and President Pence can pardon you, as well as your family. Stay in office now and you and your family members may be indicted and go to jail.

You have been President for 3 1/2 years. You must be asking yourself "is that all there is"? There is more, but in your new life running the world's most popular TV station. Continuing as President may be just another rerun.

Think about what is best for you. Resign now!


Sincerely,

Nat Pernick, M.D.