26 April 2020: This week's letter to President Trump

Dear President Trump,

It's time to resign. Here's why:

First, you should be able to say whatever you want, without the media going crazy. Lots of people believe you about disinfectants and viruses, but you are still being attacked. After you resign, you will be able to freely speak your mind.

Second, as a pathologist, it is my belief that staying in office is damaging your health. Being President is causing you visible stress despite all your past accomplishments. The stress is made worse because although you are so good looking, you are still over 65, you have a heart condition, your weight is a major risk factor for premature death, you likely have nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (fatty liver) and most likely you have prostate cancer. Resign now and reduce your stress!

Third, your businesses need you. Does anyone think your kids can run them without your intervention? I certainly don't. You need to call the shots. Resign, so you can give your "other children" the attention they deserve.

Finally, you need to protect yourself from crazy prosecutors. Resign and President Pence can pardon you. Stay in office now and you may go to jail.

Think about what is best for you. Resign now!

Sincerely,

Nat Pernick, M.D.